when my parents lived in israel, my dad worked in this restaurant with a palestinian man who did not speak hebrew very well. my dad taught him how to say things like “butts” in russian, and he taught my dad how to say things like “poop” in arabic. the moral of the story is that no matter what your ethnicity is, all men are secretly 5 years old.
if you really believe that tumblr has taught you more about history or geopolitics or sociology than school, please take matters into your own hands and read a book, watch a nature documentary, anything. anything else.